Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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