i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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