Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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