I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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