god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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