I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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