it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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