How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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