I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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