i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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