tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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