Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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