fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
