Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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