Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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