My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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