: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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