UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
not ubering you a puppy
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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