these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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