I accidentally had phone sex last night
I CAN MOONWALK!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
