we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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