I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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