should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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