We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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