But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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