yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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