I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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