I can feel you judging me through the phone.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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