This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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