That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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