he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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