i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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