it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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