Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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