is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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