We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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