yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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