We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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