Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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