Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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