We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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