what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
