he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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