i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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