You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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