No, you can still breathe under the balls.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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