Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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