how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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