yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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