What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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