Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
