zippers are such a cool invention
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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