its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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