Having a random hookup so left but love u
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
