I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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