Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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