chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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