I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My vagina just recognized that song.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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